PREORDER Festive AF but Dead Inside” Mug | Handmade Stoneware Pottery

🎄 “Festive AF but Dead Inside” Stoneware Mug

This is a PREORDER. Your mug will ship in approximately 2-3 weeks.

16–18 fl. oz | Dishwasher & Microwave Safe

Bring a touch of dark humor to your holiday cheer with our handcrafted “Festive AF but Dead Inside” Stoneware Mug. Each piece is wheel-thrown from durable stoneware, glazed in a soft ivory finish, and features a bold red medallion with a candy-cane skull and Santa hat design — the perfect balance of merry and morbid.

Whether you’re sipping coffee before facing the in-laws or cocoa after a long day of holiday chaos, this mug is made to last — and to make you laugh.

Features:

• Holds approximately 16–18 fl. oz.
• Handmade from high-fired stoneware
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Food-safe glaze
• Comfortable handle with a sculpted thumb rest
• Each mug is unique — variations in glaze and texture are part of its handcrafted charm

Perfect for the sarcastic holiday lover, office gift exchange, or anyone whose holiday spirit is… complicated.